Ladyboy69 - Mint - White.wmv
Clip: Ladyboy69 - Mint - White.wmv
Resolution: 640x480
Runtime: 16:53
It begins with the LadyBoy69 screen. I have never seen a LadyBoy video, so I wouldn't know what to expect. All I can assume is that LadyBoy = dickgirl. Alright, let's see where this magical carpet ride takes us.
There's this smooth jazz playing in the background, completely out of tune for a porno. But whatever. Now keep in mind, this is important: I have the video size in whatever it opened as, which is fairly small.
I see a dark skinned Asian looking woman, and things don't look too bad. I don't see a penis yet, as she is covered completely in white fur underwear. With the smooth jazz playing. She's rubbing herself, blah blah.
1:20: A zoom-in of her face and—HOLY SHIT SHE IS NOT PRETTY AT ALL. THIS LOOKS LIKE A MAN. TRAP? IT MIGHT BE A TRAP.
Also, her abs are MORE DEVELOPED THAN MINE. Keep in mind this is Prog, I own a nightclub, and I go to the gym every day for about 2.5 hours. YET HER ABS > MINE. DEAR LORD.
She does more poses and shit, teasing with her breasts; I am not interested. My penis is not hard. I am concerned about this porno. I fast forward a bit, try to see if there's anything unique about this demon-spawned pornography.
5:50: She has been hiding her penis for about 2-3 minutes, since about 2:30 in. Now she unveils it from behind a Chinese fan, like it's some sort of Christmas present. IT'S NOT. IT'S UNUSUAL LOOKING.
6:45: DID SHE JUST FUCKING LICK HER PENIS?
6:49: YES SHE JUST FUCKING LICKED HER PENIS.
Upon closer inspection, HER PENIS IS OVER 10 INCHES LONG WHAT THE FUCK. IT IS SO LARGE THAT SHE HAS TO USE 2 HANDS TO MASTURBATE IT.
Fast forward. This shit is freaking me out.
8:25: Hey guys what's going on why is she bending her dick backwards?
8:30: SHE JUST PUT HER PENIS IN HER ASSHOLE. OH MY GOD. RMUSER WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Her tits look a little stretched out, and by a little I mean a lot. She is bending over and the stretch marks are fucking disgusting. I am so scared of this "woman." If I ever saw "her" walking on the sidewalk, I would switch to the other side of the street. Kind of like what white people do when they see niggers walking towards them.
Fast forward because she's fingering her ass and you can hear noises of shit being moved around. No thanks. Let's just go to near the end.
14:30: She's stroking herself WITH BOTH HANDS MIGHT I ADD and her 8-pack is showing. And I mean it's prominent. Like you can fucking see this shit from MARS, okay? FUCKING MARS.
15:30: "She" cums, and stops stroking. But wait why is there almost a minute left after she stops stroking?
OH LOL THAT'S BECAUSE SHE STARTS TO LICK HER OWN CUM OFF OF HER OWN DICK. SHE IS EATING HER OWN CUM BY PUTTING HER MOUTH ON HER DICK.
Pros: I like the smooth jazz.
Cons: Tranny with a dick bigger than mine, ugly Asian thing, dick in her own ass, eating her own cum, sucking her own dick, RMUSERWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Rating: JESUS CHRIST/5 