girls_only_large.wmv
Clip: girls_only_large.wmv (From www.germangoogirls.com)
Resolution: 320x340
Given that this is my first review, I probably should have found something that was worth watching. Yes, this one isn't quite there. It's good if you're into lesbian stuff, but there's nothing that sets it aside from P2P porn. There is no story line, at least none that I can understand because they're speaking in some Satanic language (German, I think). It begins with three women who walk in through a door, and come upon this DEN OF NAKED WOMEN. Now if this had been me, I would be quite ecstatic, for the majority of these women are wonderfully attractive.
Now this is where the clip gets off on the wrong foot. The women don't strip naked (the ones that walked in), they simply BECOME naked in a sort of fade-to-next-scene thing. They then begin to finger and suck each other. This, again, would not be so bad, if the camera man did not appear to be jacking off to this image. A lot of rubbing of nipples, tongue action, common lesbian porn things. What gets to me is it never seems to start. They constantly just lick each other's cunts and moan softly. And dildos are scattered everywhere. LITERALLY SCATTERED.
So it continues on, and I'm 7 minutes and 31 seconds into the video. Finally some heavy breathing and some dildo action. But nothing I couldn't download for free (thank God I'm using a hacked account). They continue to dildo each other, and it's an alright porno. But then the incredible happens. WOMEN FLOCK FROM NOWHERE AND START FUCKING EACH OTHER. I mean, at one point there are over 10 women onscreen and it's zoomed out. I can't focus on anything because there's too much going on. So I fast forward a bit.
13 minutes in and I see someone about to cum. Hmm, this is getting intrigui- HEY WAIT A MINUTE CAMERA GUY, GO BACK TO HER. Yeah, that's a big problem with this clip. The camera man switches from woman to woman, right when they're about to orgasm. It's quite annoying. 14 minutes in and two girls are double dildoing each other. Or whatever it's called when it has a penis on each end and they kind of combine their vaginas with it.
This is probably the ONLY quality scene in the entire 18-minute video file.
They continue to lick and suck each other, women walk away, etc. Generic bullshit. I click stop, and I write this review. Which is more of a summary now that I think of it. But fuck you, go to hell.
Pros: Lesbians, double dildo action, convincing moans.
Cons: Barely any decent angles, camera man has a hard time focusing on any two girls, and the quality is of something I could download for free.
Rating: 3/5 