Internet History Lesson

Some of you can't seem to remember certain events that occurred around this time last year. I'll refer to the first one as Event A, and the second as Event B.

Event A occurred on March 12, 2005. The server hosting the ABS Forums either crashed or was compromised, nobody really clarified this. Everything on it was lost, and AB didn't have a current backup of the database. He reinstalled Invision and some of us reregistered before he closed it to put everything back the way it should be. I went to sleep and woke up to the seemingly eternal fun of March 13! Only half the forums were there, the trash can was missing, I didn't even have admin access and the only other mod was Cubehead. People were freaking out about their postcounts and wouldn't listen when we told them to stop making threads, and worst of all, my Milk Chan avatar didn't fit anymore. After a few hours, AB came online and I got admin access back and put the forums into a usable state. This day was not fun for anybody. There was a rumor that YewnEEK was involved, but it was untrue, mainly because it was started by idiots.

Secret post-crash discussion channel log. What the fuck was DrShmoo doing in there?

Event B occurred on April 2, 2005. It was supposed to be on April 1 but Zeshin was busy fucking some slut (he never showed up anyway). SOME PEOPLE and I planned it for several months beforehand, but the general discontent with the Dumb Philosopher forum was a good enough reason to put it into action. I emptied and deleted DP, ScareCrowMan deleted every thread in Arts & Media even though nobody told him to, and I posted this announcement. Most of the 20+ moderators were removed after these events. This is what you should be blaming me for.

In summary, TTTooommm and most of ABS are completely retarded. Post all your stupid internet forum memories here!