#241, 26 February 2005

Between this update and the last, EMPTV received its first legal threat ever. I think we wonz.

KHAAAAAAN!!

I got into a very vocal argument with the idiot from the last update. Read about it on 17chan.

I don't know who made this, but it's incredible.

Administrating an internet forum with over 27,000 members has taught me certain things. One of them being that anyone with the following phrases in their username is invariably worthless. If you have any of these in your username, it's highly likely you're a dipshit:

• sheep
• Mel
• 69
• xX or Xx
• retard
• Sarah
• demented
• zeeky
• monkey
• skate
• sk8
• 4 ever
• Beth
• gurl
• psycho
• huggles

Seriously, it's like a flashing sign that says "BAN ME".



VenusBlue and jski and appLe wanted to be on this update.

My Dinner at Applebee's With White Supremacists!

Last but not least, the first installment of Ask a gay man, provided by Cubehead and the members of #emptv.

Oh, and Coinstar is really really cool.