Legal threats

Running a website is a tough job. In between writing bland updates with 100% recycled content and talking to hot girls who may or may not be girls, I sometimes receive threats from angry and confused people who seem to have learned about the legal system by reading shampoo bottles. Their threats rarely have any basis in reality, so I like to have as much fun with them as possible.

If you'd like to legally threaten me, send an email to legal@emptv.com and we'll have a grand ol' time.