Pretty girl with the long long hair, oh don't leave me I'm lonely so.


basics:
Name: Emma
Height: 5'1" about.
Weight: 220
Sexuality: Bisexual.
Location: Memphis, TN.
What do you like best about being a BBW?: Hips that don't stab! Cuddling with ease!
What are your three most redeeming qualities?: I laugh easily, I'm accepting, and I get along well with people.
What (if anything) do you dislike about being a bbw?: Clothing is harder to find.
Have you always been a bbw?: Yep.


fives:
Five favorite books: The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, and other stories, by Tim Burton; Big Fish, by Daniel Wallace; The Secret Life Of Bees, by Sue Monk Kidd; Dangerous Angels: The Weetzie Bat Books, by Francesca Lia Block; The God of Small Things, by Arundhati Roy.
Five favorite movies: American Beauty; The Nightmare Before Christmas; The Triplets of Belleville; Princess Mononoke; Big Fish
Five favorite musical groups/bands/singers: Belle & Sebastian, Bjork, Danny Elfman, Echo & The Bunnymen, Radiohead
Five favorite songs: "Consuelo", Belle & Sebastian; "Rock Island 1931", Thomas Newman; "Is This", Oingo Boingo; "All The Best Dreams", Codeseven; "A Call To Apathy", The Shins


slightlymorefun
If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
India. The women there are gorgeous, and their lives are just so flush with culture, I think it would be an amazing experience.

If you could have anyone, living or dead, over to your house for dinner, what would you serve and who would you invite over? And what would you talk about?
I'd definitely invite Tim Burton. And we would talk about rainbows and peanut m&m's, or something equally ridiculous. Only one person? Hah! I'd have an entire dinner party! Burton would sit next to Kevin Spacy and Oscar Wilde would be on the other side. Matthew Lillard would be next to me, of course, and I'd serve falafel and spaghetti.

You're walking down the street and you see an old lady getting mugged. Do you just let it happen or do you chase down the mugger? And if you catch him (or her) what do you do to them?
In all honesty, I would make a bit of a half-hearted attempt at running after them, but since I'm not particularly good at running, I doubt I would make it. So I'd probably turn around and try to help the old woman as best I could. If I actually caught the mugger, I would try to get the woman's belongings back from them with minimal damage.

You've inherited four hundred million dollars from your great-aunt Mildred, who you didn't know existed. You have to spend it all in a week or forfeit it all. What do you spend it on?
The aforementioned dinner party. Well no, realistically, I would probably buy groceries, a new computer, and a hell of a lot of music.

What's better - Saturday Night Live or Mad TV? Tell me why. And what's your favorite skit?
Mad TV hasn't really ever kept me entertained. The actors aren't as good and the skits sometimes fall on the "Oh, that's.. err, that's not really funny" side, you know what I mean? As for SNL, the Celebrity Jeopardy skits have always been funny. This is a great question, by the way, nobody's ever asked me that.

Let's say you're walking down the street minding your own business and you bump into Bob Saget. What do you do?
"Oh man! Sup, Bob Saget!"

You have the option to have wild sex with the celebrity of your choosing whenever and wherever you choose. Who do you choose and where do you do it?
Matthew Lillard! I'd take him to the carnival and we would wander around eating cotton candy and holding hands and then have seriously kinky sex in my shower.

For some reason, Hollywood has chosen to make a movie about your life. Who would you want to play you and why?
Kate Winslett, because she has great hair, and I wonder what she would look like if she weighed 220 pounds.

What is one thing that you've done in your life that you'd like to do over and why?
I would be nicer to my parents at a younger age. My relationship with them is so messed up, and it's largely my fault, so I think I would go back and redo my entire childhood, and I wouldn't be such an irritating fuss-butt.

nittygritty
Post (at least) three pictures of yourself and at least one good shot of your face.
Well, I don't have any full-body shots, but here's what I've got:




Showing off my makeup

I think I was laughing. I don't really remember.

Take this time to kiss our asses. What redeeming qualities do you have that should make us accept you?
You guys are sooooooo cool! OMGOOSES! For serious, I wanted to join this community because you're all really nice, and I'm trying to raise my self image. Um, as for redeeming qualities in respect to the community, I'm good with Photoshop and I can make graphics, like link buttons and stamps, and I get along well with people.

Where did you hear about this community?
A comment in colormeawesome

If we deny you membership, are you going to bitch and moan and pitch a fit? Be honest.
Nah.

Post a picture of anything you want.

I scanned my cat. He moved, so that's why there's that funny line. His name is Jack.