Bayeux Tapestries

Made with Historic Tale Construction Kit

blindhaberdasher is an elite hacker.

I'm never sharing a seat with Chaschmaliph.

Chaschmaliph runs a horseback riding class on the weekends.

At this rate, Chaschmaliph will never be a conductor.

You don't want to know what's in Chaschmaliph's garage.

Musophobic spends too much time at the aquarium.

Fun fact: Musophobic has a LoJack installed in his chin.

Musophobic is on my grocery list.

Waiiiiiiii!

Ovens just had to bring this up again.

Very hard, Ovens. Very hard.

Ovens knows what must be done!

I'm getting tired of writing taglines for Ovens.

WEIGHT PROBLEM.

rmuser will sue you for damages.

In 2018 the Americans with Disabilities Act was repealed, thanks to rmuser.

ScareCrowMan's here?

tehlemming runs an overpriced lemonade stand, and anyone who says otherwise is a damn liar.

Don't put tehlemming on a plate, he'll use his internet to escape.