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01:27:56 <DethFromAbove> http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=9203789&imageID=57857948&Mytoken=2005022123265101:28:21 <@Musophobic> That's just disgusting.
01:28:43 <Cubehead> I want to sechs it
01:28:47 <Cubehead> is that wrong?
01:28:53 <@Musophobic> For you, yes.
01:28:55 <DethFromAbove> Yes.
01:28:57 <@Koz> Does anyone know who the gym leader after Brock is in the first pokemons?
01:28:59 <DethFromAbove> Because you're gay.
01:29:04 <Cubehead> HOLY GOD
01:29:10 <Cubehead> THOSE ARE SOME BIG TITTIES
01:29:28 <DethFromAbove> Cubehead.
01:29:33 <DethFromAbove> If a guy got breast implants.
01:29:41 <DethFromAbove> Would that make him any more desireable?
01:29:46 <@Musophobic> Deth needs to know.
01:30:28 <DethFromAbove> No.
01:30:31 <DethFromAbove> I'm curious.
01:31:16 <~rmuser> This could be a weekly feature: "Ask A Gay Man"
01:31:48 <DethFromAbove> Hahahah.
01:31:49 <Cubehead> No
01:31:49 <@Musophobic> "Dear Gay Many"
01:31:53 <@Musophobic> *Man
01:31:55 <Cubehead> Ask me anything
01:31:58 <Cubehead> I don't care
01:31:59 <Cubehead> :)
01:32:00 <~rmuser> http://tokyotopless.com/model/KyokoSCHMIDT/04/05.html
01:32:07 <DethFromAbove> So, he wouldn't be hotter to you?
01:32:09 <Cubehead> If a man got pec implants
01:32:11 <Cubehead> maybe
01:32:15 <Cubehead> breasts?
01:32:18 <Cubehead> I don't know
01:32:21 <Cubehead> depends on the size
01:32:22 <DethFromAbove> Hmm...
01:32:34 <DethFromAbove> How about the size of that asian just now?
01:32:37 <Cubehead> um
01:32:56 <Cubehead> the only thing I can do is look at her and go, asian male titfucking must be SO boring to her
01:33:29 <DethFromAbove> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
01:34:04 <DethFromAbove> Okay, I got another one: would having sex with a girl make you feel like you wanted to die?
01:34:10 <Cubehead> no
01:34:17 <Cubehead> I wouldn't be attracted
01:34:20 <Cubehead> to the girl
01:34:27 <Cubehead> but it wouldnt end my life
01:34:32 <Cubehead> or make me want to
01:34:39 <Cubehead> I just would have really boring sex
01:35:03 <DethFromAbove> What's that word for limp penis?
01:35:09 <Cubehead> flaccid?
01:35:09 <DethFromAbove> It has two "c"s in it.
01:35:13 <DethFromAbove> That's the one.
01:35:29 <DethFromAbove> So you'd be flaccid?
01:35:40 <Cubehead> probably
01:35:50 <Cubehead> unless the girl had a penis and no breasts
01:35:51 <@Koz> rmuser, you should do that ask a gay man thing for an update
01:36:04 <~rmuser> Okay, what's your opinion on shemales?
01:36:09 <Cubehead> mine?
01:36:10 <DethFromAbove> Yes!
01:36:17 <~rmuser> Yse.
01:36:17 <Cubehead> hmm
01:36:34 <DethFromAbove> Let's give you an example.
01:36:38 <Cubehead> hahahaha
01:36:41 <DethFromAbove> Let's call her, uhm, LayLeyUh.
01:36:48 <Cubehead> I knew that was going to come up
01:37:16 <~rmuser> No, LayLeyUh didn't have a penis anymore.
01:37:18 <Cubehead> Well, there's a lot of people that feel like they were born the wrong gender. Which is kinda funny.
01:37:29 <DethFromAbove> Funny?
01:37:39 <Cubehead> And a lot of people just want to be the other gender
01:37:44 <~rmuser> http://dickcream.com/h/04/0811/
01:37:53 <Cubehead> but really
01:38:03 <Cubehead> I may be a little prissy
01:38:07 <Cubehead> but cocks rock
01:38:21 <Cubehead> I'm personally never changing
01:38:24 <Cubehead> I can pee on things
01:38:29 <Cubehead> and that's pretty sweet
01:38:36 <DethFromAbove> Okay, do you feel the need to act girly all the time?
01:38:41 <DethFromAbove> Or are you a burlyman?
01:38:41 <Cubehead> No
01:38:44 <Cubehead> in fact
01:38:53 <Cubehead> the only gay thing about me is my taste in club music
01:39:03 <Cubehead> IMO
01:39:20 <Cubehead> Faggots piss me off
01:39:32 <Cubehead> (i.e. Jack from Will + Grace)
01:39:49 <@Musophobic> Gay pride pisses me off.
01:39:52 <Cubehead> me too
01:39:53 <DethFromAbove> GOD yes.
01:39:58 <@Koz> So it's like what nigger means to black people?
01:40:02 <Cubehead> I can't fucking stand it
01:40:14 <@Koz> Faggot is a shitty gay, like nigger is a nigger who can't read
01:40:14 <Cubehead> Koz: yes, to me it is
01:40:24 <Cubehead> Gay pride irritates me
01:40:30 <DethFromAbove> When did you know you were gay?
01:40:36 <Cubehead> at age 12
01:40:40 <DethFromAbove> :O
01:40:49 <Cubehead> that's quite common
01:40:52 <DethFromAbove> ...12?
01:40:53 <@Koz> It's still not to late for you though, Deth
01:40:58 <Cubehead> attraction comes with puberty
01:41:01 <DethFromAbove> Fuck you niggerfuck.
01:41:04 <Cubehead> and any differences therein
01:41:42 <@Koz> Do you think you found out then because you hung out with girls, or was it all natural like?
01:41:46 <Cubehead> Muso: I hate pride too. I refuse to have any pride in myself for the sole fact that I fuck other men, it's a double standard to say "I'm normal" and then be all proud about it.
01:41:53 <DethFromAbove> So you, at one point, liked 12 year old boys?
01:41:57 <Cubehead> no
01:42:04 <Cubehead> I have always been into older men
01:42:13 <Cubehead> when I was 13
01:42:15 <@Musophobic> Yeah, I mean, I could care less what you fuck, just don't flaunt it in my face.
01:42:24 <@Musophobic> Either way.
01:42:29 <Cubehead> I had a 16 year old boyfriend
01:42:32 <Cubehead> for like a month
01:42:52 <DethFromAbove> FUck, I have to leave this gay conversation.
01:42:54 <DethFromAbove> LOL PUN.
01:43:00 <DethFromAbove> bai all u peeps
01:43:06 <Cubehead> Koz: I naturally gravitated to women as friends in middle school, but it balanced out in HS
01:43:17 <@Koz> oic
01:43:57 <@Koz> The only gay kids we have in our schools are the ones who started hanging out with girls in elementry and started acting feminine, and then said they were gay
01:44:16 <@Koz> I always wondered if they turned gay because of the girls, or had the girls because they were gay
01:44:23 <Cubehead> Well
01:44:26 <Cubehead> it's hard to tell
01:44:42 <Cubehead> I think personally that my homosexuality is a root of hormonal imbalances
01:45:33 <Cubehead> err...the imbalances are the root
01:45:51 <Cubehead> I think that early in life
01:45:54 <Cubehead> if you are gay
01:46:17 <Cubehead> you tend to identify with the other gender as you are subjected to classical views of sexual roles
01:46:28 <Cubehead> thus you take on friends of that gender
01:46:42 <Cubehead> and begin adopting their habits as a result of being exposed to them more often
01:47:11 <Cubehead> but I feel like that is entirely separate from sex
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01:47:24 <@Musophobic> Cubehead, why do many gay men insist on wearing stylish clothing and etc.
01:47:32 <Cubehead> I have no idea
01:47:44 <Cubehead> I don't even bother with fashion
01:48:15 <Cubehead> I think at this point, being gay has a whole bunch of extra shit piled in with it in terms of how society sees it
01:48:35 <Cubehead> fashionable, flighty, flirty, utterly useless.
01:48:59 <@Koz> I take it you are displeased with the stereotypical gays
01:49:02 <Cubehead> pop culture has fashioned the faggot into a fad crazed idiot
01:49:30 <Cubehead> Koz: indeed
01:49:34 <@Koz> Do you get offended when people call others gay as an insult?
01:49:38 <Cubehead> no
01:49:40 <Cubehead> it's a word
01:49:46 <Cubehead> I can get all upset over it
01:49:57 <Cubehead> but what does that do?
01:50:07 <Cubehead> it only points to my own weakness
01:50:22 <Cubehead> in understanding the worth or lack thereof of slang
01:50:30 <@Musophobic> Getting upset over it does nothing but provoke its further use.
01:50:37 <Cubehead> true
01:50:49 <Cubehead> plus I am adamantly against censorship
01:50:59 <@Koz> I gotta go ladies
01:51:01 <@Koz> byeu
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01:51:06 <Cubehead> bye :L
01:53:03 <Cubehead> awww I was enjoying this question session
01:53:19 <@Musophobic> Okay:
01:53:28 <@Musophobic> Wait, I answered it.
01:54:02 <Cubehead> feel free to ask me anything folks
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01:54:40 <Cubehead> I really don't mind. The only thing that irritates me is the retarded gay people that say "noone understands me" but gets touchy when you ask any real questions.
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01:54:53 <~rmuser> Maybe it's crawling in their skin.
01:55:22 <Cubehead> holy shit
01:55:24 <Cubehead> LP reference?
01:55:49 <~rmuser> Yeah.
01:56:05 <@Musophobic> Okay, question:
01:56:06 <Cubehead> whats more sad: you saying it or me recognizing it?
01:56:50 <@Musophobic> Why do many gays, mainly the more open ones, talk with a lisp, or you know, that kind of voice.
01:56:51 <@Musophobic> ?
01:57:01 <Cubehead> that's beyond me
01:57:13 <Cubehead> I do it sometimes when someone pisses me off or if I get excited
01:57:24 <Cubehead> I also have recently picked up my boyfriends southern homo accent
01:57:47 <Cubehead> which is kinda cute, given the circumstances
01:57:52 * americanadian is now known as americanadian|away
01:57:53 <Cubehead> but kinda irritating
01:58:04 <@Musophobic> I know that accent...
01:58:14 <Cubehead> the kind of
01:58:16 <Jeff> would you call girly men "gay"? how exactly are you defining the word Gay, they word in this society is vague
01:58:17 <@Musophobic> It's almost as irritating a thick regular accent.
01:58:45 <Cubehead> Gay in this conversation would mean homosexual
01:59:08 <Cubehead> but I recognize that it can mean feminine as an insult and stupid or useless as an insult for an object or concept
01:59:10 <Jeff> ok I wasn't sure
02:01:22 <@Musophobic> Okay, last question.
02:01:40 <@Musophobic> How in the hell can you find anal sex pleasurable.
02:01:56 <Cubehead> to be honest: I wouldn't do it if it didn't feel good
02:02:22 <Cubehead> the rectum has many more nerve endings than the vagina and is tighter
02:02:37 <Cubehead> and it is the easiest route to the prostate
02:02:45 <Cubehead> which can feel good if it is massaged
02:02:51 <+Pablo> O.O
02:03:00 <Cubehead> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA
02:03:15 <~rmuser> Pablo walked in on a great conversation.
02:03:28 <+Pablo> I noticed
02:04:09 <+Pablo> Cubehead you are encouraging Musophobic to stick things in his ass tonight
02:04:14 <Cubehead> no
02:04:20 <@Musophobic> No.
02:04:23 <Cubehead> just stating my positions on things
02:04:26 <Cubehead> wow
02:04:31 <Cubehead> that could be misinterpreted
02:04:36 <@Musophobic> hahahaha
02:04:38 <~rmuser> rofl
02:05:26 <Cubehead> Muso: it is worth noting that there are gay men out there that do not like anal sex at all
02:05:40 <@Musophobic> I guess.
02:05:53 <@Musophobic> I'm just taking your word on the pleasure thing though.
02:06:04 <Cubehead> that's fine by me.
02:06:34 <Cubehead> anal is not for everyone
02:06:46 <@Musophobic> Doesn't such activities eventually lead to a need to wear adult diapers?
02:06:50 <Cubehead> no
02:08:01 <Cubehead> the sphincter is a muscle grouping that is quite accomodating. Prolonged use of comically large dildos, fists/arms, or other such implements WILL lead to stretching, but the common width of a penis will not cause permanent stretching
02:08:33 <@Musophobic> There's a bit of trivia for ya.
02:08:42 <+Pablo> haha
02:08:47 <Cubehead> ;D
02:08:55 <Jeff> you won't see that on trivial prusuit
02:09:03 <Cubehead> a shame, really.
02:09:06 <@Musophobic> "comically large" hahahaha
02:09:23 <+Pablo> Musophobic sounds like he is saying it is kinda the same as taking a shit...
02:09:50 <Cubehead> just in reverse
02:10:20 <@Musophobic> Ooook